If only we can figure out the conversion of minutes to internet particles.

Hey, if the evolution of fifteen minutes leads to podcasts on nerd etiquette, who should complain? We probably need it. As opposed to the other 39230723697349345223.234 podcasts out there.

New shipments of labcoats and pint glasses are about to arrive - if you're thinking about either as holiday presents, the earlier you order the better - I can't guarantee the turnaround on the next bulk orders will be in time for holiday delivery. Thanks!