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Lesson #1326 - Duckface
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 

Ladies (and gentlemen), I just don't get it. If you're going to take a picture of yourself and post it online while personally holding the camera out in front of you, why do you make the duckface? Is it some connection between tendons and muscles from your arm to your face, that just by holding out the camera, you find yourself stuck in that face? Were you trying to create an aura of awkward repulsion that centers around your lips? And after you saw the first image where you looked like that, you thought it was a good idea to create another? Was your thinking contagious? Is that why there are a bizarre number of people who try to shovel awful onto the sexual attraction hosued in their faces? Who is Patient X of duckface? It just doesn't make any sense.

A major thanks to the diehards who call themselves the STWfamily for their help with the comic.

 
 
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