Lesson #2256 - Good Teleporters

Books are great teleporters! No, not really. If they were actual teleporters, you'd end up so enmeshed that everyone reading a book would be killed upon teleportation. Perhaps the lesson here is to avoid reading? Should we hold authors responsible for assisted suicide? Well now this suddenly turned very dark

By the way, I went to MICE in Boston yesterday and got Cannonball her first graphic novel, Raina Telgemeier's "Smile", which is as good as you've probably read that it is. Also picked up Box Brown's biography of Andre the Giant, which is also as good as you've probably read that it is. Best part about going, though, was watching Cannonball proudly march around while holding her book tightly to her chest, so proud of her book that she was less marching than she was goose-stepping? Anyway, hopefully I'll get a table at MICE next year.