Lesson #2618 - Abstract Halloween Costumes, Part VII

Halloween is here! The best holiday of the year, no doubt about it. Thus returns my absolute favorite STW series, abstract halloween costumes! At this point, with so many, I've collected all the suggestions onto a single page (and included some photos of readers who have attempted one or the other of all these suggestions!). If you attempt any of the above, or any other items on the list, please send a picture along! Not saying that your costume will top my 'Freudian slip' costume from six years ago, but you'll never know until you try!

And as always, the 'sexy' version of any of these suggestions is a little terrifying and disturbing to comprehend.