Curse that marmoset revolt! Oh, the number of times it has held up the arrival of birthday presents on time is inexcusable, but do the marmosets care? Of course they didn't then, and they still don't now.

On a side note, happy birthday to Dante's sister. When the pain of the marmoset uprising subsides, your present will make it across the continent shortly thereafter.

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Predictions are always worthless, and always wrong, but here are STW's official 2009 baseball predictions:

Rays, Indians, Angels, Red Sox (WC); Phillies, Cubs, Diamondbacks, Dodgers (WC); Rays over Phillies.

Now go place your bets on other teams.