Surviving the World

A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd

Lesson #3368 - Thanksgiving Krampus

Beware the Thanksgiving Krampus!
A poultrygeist powered by rage
Dread its terrible claws
Fear its horrible jaws
This demon forever free of a cage.

Beware the Thanksgiving Krampus!
Its eyes run a deep cranberry red
Your hopes it will mash
Your thanks it will slash
Your dreams it will leave but for dead

Beware the Thanksgiving Krampus!
It arrives as you sit for the feast
Gazes into your soul
And judges you whole
Then acts if you're but a beast

Beware the Thanksgiving Krampus!
For if a monster lies at your core
It'll baste you with a touch
'Til you taste only ash, as such
You quite deserve forevermore

Beware the Thanksgiving Krampus!
But fear not if you do good for all living
May you harvest what you sow
Warmth and cheer may you know
May you have but a happy Thanksgiving

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