Seriously, though, if hoverboards really ARE only six years away, we'll start learning how to ride a skateboard this very minute to be ready for 2015.

On a side note, according to Kurt Vonnegut and his brilliant short story Harrison Bergeron, by 2081 there will be at least 213 amendments to the U.S. Constitution, meaning that we're on pace for 2.58 amendments per year. That ain't gonna happen.