By now, you have to have seen the video of the tool-using octopus, right? Just amazing.

On a side note, the number of recitation questions I get about various warlords - be they octopi, aliens, zombies, or any other type of creature - really seems to indicate how happy all of you would be for someone else to take over for mankind so you all can lay back and relax. Further proof humanity is lazy.

If you've got a question for recitation, send it on in, but preferably if the question has more than four seconds of thought put into it. And no more about warlords, please.